September 2011
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I am a 17 year old virgin male who jacks off to internet porn everyday after school. I have no friends, I’ve never seen a real vagina and I think I have halitosis. I cry every afternoon and sometimes make fun of my own penis. There is no name for my disorder. I’d kill everyone but I’m afraid I’d go to hell. People say I smell like sh** and make fun of my car everywhere I...
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A fourth Matrix? Do not want. →
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”Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” ”When’s Doctor” “When’s Doctor Who?” “Saturday 7pm”
I keep telling myself that in an alternate reality you asked me out ages ago and it makes me feel less shitty about this whole thing.
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Anonymous asked: You should post more tts cause you're ridiculously hot.
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Anonymous asked: Being american whats your opinion on 9 11
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Anonymous asked: Describe your whole week end in a read more GO
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deeisverygay-deactivated2012080 asked: That's pretty shit of your ex... could I have some nudes instead?
“I hate my Dad.
I have no respect for him.
At all.
He’s racist, sexist...”
– Pretty sure this 6 Billion Secrets was written by a younger version of me.
Didn’t send my ex nudes over fb the other day so he blocked me. Oh my god.
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Found my camcorder from 2009, fuck. Videos from my old best friend’s house and loads of her. I feel like I should feel something or like atleast feel weird but I don’t feel anything.
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Land Before Time taught me everything I know today.
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Will it hurt a guy’s feelings if I tell him I can’t take his sexting seriously?
Things that I’m thinking about atm that make me feel weird:
- I can’t remember if Joey carries a bag with him, I just have no mental image at all.
- I don’t remember ever seeing Pearl around school before she started talking to me on fb, but I remember loads of other year 7s.
- Damiaan.
- The smell of V05 styling spray.
The difference between “True Love” and “Sick Infatuation” is not whether you’ll hold her hair while she vomits, but if you’ll kiss her after.
Probably too hungover to be wearing 3 inch platforms.
Brand new series of Thundercats? Do not want.
I feel like listening to the kinda music that will make me not hungry, suggestions?
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Anonymous asked: You're beautiful. I usually hate septum piercings, but yours is adorable :)
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winemilque asked: <3
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Anonymous asked: Your writings blog doesn't exist. What's your personal tumblr's password? :O
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Waking up to texts that say “Wake up beautiful xxx” :———)
Please let me be wrong about this please please.
Well.. That makes me feel absolutely awful.
My friend’s silly little boyfriend deleted me off fb, so I though like, shit, I must have done something bad like to really offend him or whatever…. Turns out it’s cuz I threw his cookie away when I was drunk. What ahahaa. What a weirdo. Nothing I’m gonna lose sleep over. My sister said the best thing when I told her though, she asked what kind of cookie it was ahaha.
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I’m really happy atm, but I’m worried I’ll look back and realise I was no less miserable than I was when I was 13 and cutting myself was my favourite hobby, because that’s what always happens.
I don’t even know if I believe that I can ever be really happy tbh.
I’m gonna go watch TV.
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I want to be there when you’re happy, I want to love you when you’re sad.
