June 2010
Dear Ben,
Xbox makes you way too angry, calm the fuck down.
Dear Beth,
You’re not fat.
From Maria.
I should be home then though
yay (:
It usually happens when someone you adore is talking about other people
or just blatantly not going along with jokes anymore
or is just not interested anymore
or when you realise you have not made an impact in her life, and probably never will
yes
hannuhlouise:my-little-shamblings:
Seriously.
Name me one female comedian.
And dont say Sarah Silverman.
disagree, i’m hilarious!
joking, but famous people-wise jo brand is really funny but so are many of my female friends as well as girls on tumblr like toothpaste.
tina fey.
falcuntpunch:unscrupulousmaneater:
A few months ago I was browsing WebMD when I came across that lovely little article. I forgot about it until just now when I was searching WebMD for photos of this bug bite I got on my arm last night. I was sort of convinced that I got bit by a scorpion but really I think it was just a stupid horsefly because a) I don’t live in the appropriate climate for scorpions, b) I’m fairly certain I would’ve seen a scorpion and c) horseflies are killer right now and they’ve been buggin’ the crap outta me! Anywho, I remembered the penis article so I looked it up so I could link it to all of you.
Enjoy.
This was interesting. Also, I giggled when I saw the doctor’s last name was “Cummings”.
”the erect penis loses its upward angle and it wobbles at the base.” LOL
How crap. It looks so crap.
yes. we did. like OVER a year ago now.