January 2010
Hit shuffle & post first 15 songs that play kgo!
1. You Are So Beautiful - Escape The Fate 2. Cry For Eternity – Dragonforce 3. Fighting Wars With Keyboards - War From A Harlots Mouth 4. Be Quick Or Be Dead - Iron Maiden 5. I Love You And Goodbye - Bring Me The Horizon 6. Speech Impediment - August Burns Red 7. Stop Crying Your Heart Out - Oasis (Lol!) 8. Aces High (Maiden Cover) - Children Of Bodom 9. Under The Northern Star - Amon Amarth...
WHAT THE HELL?
you ring me earlier, it’s fine.
I ring you now, you answer, say hello, I say hi, you hang up.
I try again and you don’t answer?
What exactly I have I done? oh wait. nothing.
fuck you.
rageragerageragerage
So after this whooolleee afternoon telling me, I won’t be a third wheel, you “like him enough you don’t need to kiss him every five minutes” (lielielielie) and all this blablabla bout how it’ll be fun, I finally find somebody to come along with me so I’m not alone, and you don’t even try and make me stay when she’s gotta go, you don’t even deny...
Poor Barbie, she may someday marry Ken, but chances are, they will never have children. The percent of Barbie’s body fat would be so low, she would have ceased to menstruate—that is if she ever started. She would probably have had to have back surgery from being so top heavy.
But then again, Ken’s lack of penis would probably also be a problem.
JUST GOT ASKED IF I'VE EVER TYPED LEPIDOCTOR INTO... →
where are my people
lepidoctor:
thematriachaljew:
matriachal jews should band together and rise up against the oppression of the north. yes, the north. they have done us much more damage than the east, for the west knows what dwells in the south.
Check The Brothers Out
Gahwtfsigh
lepidoctor:
elliottrawrrr:
Fuck my life, can this like, all go away please? Dx
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formspring.me
Why the Chanfaggery?
There isn’t any. If you’re refering to my background, which happens to be a v for vendetta page, I’ve actually read and enjoyed the comic. So shutup, thanks (:
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idk whether to be flattered? LOL
(8)Eamonn(8) Banned on runescape :( says: *oh btw *i found a porn photo *completel accidently of course *and the woman looks identical to you marrriiiiiaaaa♥ says: *LOL SHOW ME *IF IT’S A MONKEY *OR SOME SHIT *I’LL CRY LOL (8)Eamonn(8) Banned on runescape :( says: *na X] marrriiiiiaaaa♥ says: *she doesn’t look like me LOL (8)Eamonn(8) Banned on runescape :(...
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He's stopped taking the drugs, he's clean, but he...
Last night I had a really weird dream and it was really long and I really don’t remember so many parts of it or how they fitted together but they just did and it was crazy and I’m gonna type it all up before I watch sex and the city.
So basically loads of stuff happened, including somebody writing the title down somewhere and me getting all freaked out about it, but I don’t...
It all began with what could only be considered a...
I’m addicted to creepypasta, it’s like brain suicide.
http://myit-media.de/the_end.html →
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hahahahaha. i love the saying there ^^^
haha thank you ;D
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FFFFFFFFFFF this scared me so much I almost cried.
imreadytofall:
I was very young; only 4 or 5, at most, before either of my siblings were born. It was just Mommy and Daddy and me, living in our little house in Great Bend, Kansas. Very quaint. We were a young family, without much money, and most of our furniture was second-hand. It was the middle of the day; summer, hot, boring. I was playing marbles by myself on the thin carpet beside the...
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o rly?
I would be saddened by our parting even now save that you are no longer the woman that I once loved.
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HAIIII =D howre you :D
heyyy (:
I’m goood
you? x
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14488.) I unwittingly found what you wrote about...
(via blogsecret)
I’m addicted to reading blogsecret.
14499.) I think my friends secretly pity me.
(via blogsecret)
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aslan sucks balls
he’s a lion, really I’d say it’s more of a licking / washing than a suck..
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
themanmachine:
urmum:
Nacho cheese.
OMDZ. THIS IS FROM HANNAH MONTANA <333
“Your flaws are beautiful. They’re what make you stand out. Don’t try to be...”
– Andrea Chiang (via quote-book)
14412.) If I could have anything one thing in the...
wearnametags:
(via blogsecret)
drunken rage
yeah, after spending 3 hours in hospital I come back to find you’re “moving on” with my best friend. thanks.
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Hai beautiful ^.^ I laaaaaav you!
eeeeep I love you tooooo (:
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Helloowww thar ;)
oh heeeeyyyyyy ;]
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No, you put it in a blender.
I’m sure that would work too, however, my ass has fallen off!
ALERT THE POLICE
GET THE GLUE
MAFO MAFO MAFO
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so pissed off.
I just spent literally about the last half an hour typing our a really scary dream I had last night then my internet shut itself down, I thought OH THAT’S OK. TUMBLR RETRIEVES THEM AND SHIT. but NOOOOO it only saved like LITERALLY THE FIRST PARAGRAPH. THERE WERE LIKE. 7. AND I WAS RIIIIGHHHTTT AT THE END. I’M NOT REDOING IT. FML.
Don’t know what’s going on,...
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How do you make a baby drink?
I’m guessing it’s called PARENTING?
yeah I wouldn’t know, no teenage pregnancy for me thanks :3
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are you a lesbien
LOL I’m straight alcohol’s a lesbian, sometimes it likes to use my body, but me? I’m totally straight lol :3
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Is that a jokey pop culture reference in your...
so who’s coming to ellypoo’s house party? ;]
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secretbooth:
i cheated on my boyfriend and i said i was sorry.
but i don’t know if i really am.
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